var sc_project=4545767; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_partition=34; var sc_click_stat=1; var sc_security="9c2c5eb5"; Where typos go to die.Tumblr (3.0; @thegrammarnazi)http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christinefriar.com/post/35284533219/psa">drinkyourjuice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li><strong>everyday</strong> (adjective): used to describe something that is common<br/>“She’s just your everyday booty queen.”<br/>Used more often when someone says something is <em>not</em> common.<br/>“She’s not your everyday booty queen.”</li> <li><strong>every day</strong> (two words): a phrase used to describe something that happens each day<br/>“Every day I wake up and brush my teeth.”</li> <li><strong>apart</strong> (adverb, weirdly): used to explain at least two things that have a distance between them, like in time or in space<br/>“Ugh, Josh and I have been apart for four hours and I just miss him, ya know?”</li> <li><strong>a part</strong> (two words): a phrase you use to describe something that is a piece of something else<br/>“I would love a part in your movie, Lisa.”<br/>or<br/>“Could you break me off a part of that dick?”</li> </ul></blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/35303725154http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/35303725154Thu, 08 Nov 2012 19:23:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq3yt3bVR1qz6z0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/18000020007http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/18000020007Tue, 21 Feb 2012 01:41:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxobrnl8Uj1qzeu42o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/15714856235">coketalk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I know I’m not supposed to feed the trolls, but sometimes I just can’t resist the urge to teach the ignorant bastards the difference between <em>your</em> and <em>you’re</em>.</p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/15718107653http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/15718107653Thu, 12 Jan 2012 05:35:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcst1YPlh1r908euo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://j-alvarez.tumblr.com/post/15374790423/we-dont-need-no-education-double-negative">j-alvarez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We don’t need no education: Double negative</p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/15395751592http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/15395751592Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:20:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8zn16qjn1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/15265853942/youre-welcome-via">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you’re welcome. <a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMS0yMDU3NWMxZGIxMjcwOGY3">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/15270331491http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/15270331491Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:40:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lww8lujkUw1qh0xyvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/14903958268http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/14903958268Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:36:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxvdiM1lQ1r2bocso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/14703310337http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/14703310337Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:19:39 -0500reblogEnglishcomicsfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbj0jTKBv1qz4c39o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capricious.tumblr.com/post/14462544981/caro-via-condescending-literary-pun-dog">capricious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caro.tumblr.com/post/14325434569/via-condescending-literary-pun-dog">caro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35hzxb/">Condescending Literary Pun Dog</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Dying.</p> </blockquote> <p>Merry Christmas, everyone.</p>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/14491549282http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/14491549282Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:20:48 -0500<p><a href="http://capricious.tumblr.com/post/9522667765">capricious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theyuniversity.tumblr.com/post/9521157120">theyuniversity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnm83Oird1qbolbn.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnm6k5mHp1qbolbn.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidicoeCrY1qbolbn.jpg"/></p> <ul><li><span><strong>NOTE:</strong> FYI, the “whats” in Paris’s thought bubble is intentional; it is parallel with “Thats” on her T-shirt.</span></li> </ul></blockquote> <p>Please note.</p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/9527722662http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/9527722662Sun, 28 Aug 2011 21:40:58 -0400ASK THE YUNIVERSITYGRAMMARANYWAYANYWAYSPARIS HILTON<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpfmakd15U1qale70o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://andreaski.tumblr.com/post/8496042045">andreaski</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>AMEN</p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/8513440581http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/8513440581Fri, 05 Aug 2011 09:45:30 -0400<p><a href="http://jesthenoir.tumblr.com/post/6963992366">jesthenoir</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.</span></p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/7834640925http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/7834640925Wed, 20 Jul 2011 01:39:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnui2iRG7R1qaexeto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/7562202020http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/7562202020Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:38:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkjhq4vEo1qzzmkno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blaaargh.tumblr.com/post/7054709562">blaaargh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“the final and, or<strong>,</strong> or nor” would have probably been less confusing.</p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/7066006526http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/7066006526Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:48:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/g10jlUxnUh0cwrmx4e3NVp0go1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://maaaaatthew.tumblr.com/post/62644720/kaytee-wins">maaaaatthew</a>)</p>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/6902093900http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/6902093900Sat, 25 Jun 2011 09:54:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lktcqhwYbj1qz8tzlo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://abbyjean.tumblr.com/post/5365828686">abbyjean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sign 1: “VOTE NO SCHOOL LEVY’S”</p> <p>Sign 2: “The correct plural form of levy is levies, not ‘LEVY’S.’ Support your schools!”</p> <p>(via <a href="http://grammatically.blogspot.com/2011/05/we-have-no-further-comment.html">The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/5432835432http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/5432835432Thu, 12 May 2011 19:00:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqfc6y0B71qzy8zbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <em><a title="Cartoons from the Issue of May 2nd, 2011 : The New Yorker" target="_blank" href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/issuecartoons/2011/05/02/cartoons_20110425?fb_ref=social_fblike&fb_source=home_multiline#slide=11">The New Yorker</a></em>)</p>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/5220828174http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/5220828174Thu, 05 May 2011 13:02:31 -0400holidaysEnglishgrammarcomics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhx12di09a1qz6l95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iammattjordan.com/post/3792546897">iammattjordan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Grammar Nazi for life.</p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/3796912896http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/3796912896Fri, 11 Mar 2011 21:21:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhic03HEEU1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/3629464946">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Meanwhile, In The Mushroom Kingdom of the Day:</strong> Dear non-customer: Your parking is in another car lot.</p> <p>[<a href="http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/03/towed.html">arbroath</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>*smh*</p>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/3633151452http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/3633151452Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:28:11 -0500reblogEnglishfailphoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvthmdtYQ1qd8dafo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/3399632649http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/3399632649Sun, 20 Feb 2011 03:46:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lffyf4ApC41qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/2881334498">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Sign Of The Times of the Day: </strong>Well, that’s a relief.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/f6uws/obey_the_rules_or_you_know_whatever/">reddit</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/2882983901http://thegrammarnazi.tumblr.com/post/2882983901Sat, 22 Jan 2011 20:50:07 -0500reblogEnglishidiocyphoto